Lets Be Sardines
Thursday February 05th 2009, 5:09 pm
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“Why Should We All Be Committed Sardines?


First, an aside. A blue whale is the largest mammal on earth. An adult blue whale is the length of 2 1/2 Greyhound buses put end to end, weighs more than a fully loaded 737, has blood vessels large enough for an adult to swim down, a heart the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and a tongue 8′ long. (that tongue weighs more than 25 elephants.) A baby blue whale is estimated to gain more than 50 pounds an hour from birth to age one. (now that’s a high fat diet – certainly not Atkins). The blue whale is not only the biggest, but the loudest animal. At 190 decibels, a blue whale’s call is louder than a jet (140 decibels), and much louder than a person can shout (70 decibels)

 

A little known fact is that a blue whale is so large that when it decides to turn around, it can take 2 to 3 minutes to turn 180 degrees so that it can swim in the opposite direction. As a result, some people have drawn a strong parallel between blue whales and our school systems. It just seems to take forever for schools to turn things around. Our ability to adapt to changing times helps explain at least in part the rise in demand for vouchers, charter schools, home schooling and virtual schools. There are some people who just don’t believe or don’t want the public school system to turn things around in time.

 

But compare the way a blue whale turns around (slowly) to how a school of fish turns around – specifically a school of sardines – which has the same or even a greater mass than the whale, does the same thing. A school of sardines can turn almost instantly. So the question that comes up is – How do they do this? How do they know when to turn. Is it ESP? Do they use cell phones? Are the using the Internet?

 

The answer is simultaneously a little simpler and quite a bit more complex. If you take a careful look at a school of sardines, you’ll notice that although the fish all appear to be swimming in the same direction, in reality, at any time, there will be a small group of sardines swimming in a different direction, in an opposite direction, against the flow, against conventional wisdom. And as they swim in another direction, they cause conflict, they cause friction, and they causes discomfort for the rest of the school.

 

But finally, when a critical mass of truly committed sardines is reached – not a huge number like 50 percent or 80 percent of the school, but 15 to 20 percent who are truly committed to a new direction – the rest of the school suddenly turns and goes with them – almost instantaneously!

 

 Isn’t that what has happened with our attitudes towards drinking and driving? Isn’t that what became of our feelings about smoking? Isn’t that exactly what happened to the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union? Isn’t that what caused the Internet to suddenly appear overnight. Each and every one of those events was an overnight success that took years in the making. Overnight successes that took a small group of people who were truly committed despite the obstacles, challenge, yabbuts, and TTWWADIs to make the necessary change.”

From: Ian Jukes

http://web.mac.com/iajukes/thecommittedsardine/Sardines.html



Welcome to the 21st century classroom!
Sunday October 26th 2008, 7:30 pm
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Welcome to the 21st century classroom! Many exciting additions have been made to enrich and enhance Mrs. Haynes’ Math Class. To start with, we have a new website. It can be accessed via the old link through the Mullendore web site, OR you can access it directly at http://handyhaynes5.edublogs.org .It is really cool and exciting. If you have any questions or need help with any of the resources listed below, please let me know

 

HOMEWORK HELP

Great News! Mrs. Haynes is now available after school for homework help until 10:00pm. All you need is a computer with internet access and a microphone. Let me tell you how. Follow the directions below and poof, we can talk about homework.

  1. Go to www.skype.com
  2. Create a FREE account
  3. Download program
  4. Add me as a contact (angela.haynes83)
  5. Start asking homework questions!

This is to be used as homework help only. Any abuse of this opportunity will result in blocking you and your use of this privilege.

 

STREAMING VIDEO

Have you ever been absent and wonder what you missed? Now you can see exactly what you missed. Mrs. Haynes will begin streaming videos of the daily lessons via Ustream. Follow these steps to see the lessons:

  1. Go to www.ustream.com
  2. Search “akh1983”
  3. Click on Mrs. Haynes’ 5th Grade class.

Student will not appear on this website. Only Mrs. Haynes has permission to be on camera. This will also be available on our website.

 

TWITTER

You can message Mrs. Haynes anytime (don’t expect a speedy response past 10:00pm) using another program called Twitter. Follow these steps:

  1. Go to www.twitter.com
  2. Sign up for a FREE account.
  3. Download the Twitter program
  4. Search me “teacherhaynes”
  5. Click “follow” in order to get my announcement and such.

This will also let you send me messages under 140 characters

 

BLOG

Our blog is located at http://haynesmath.blogspot.com. Homework Pass Points will be awarded for every meaningful contribution. I will post discussion questions often. Blog early, Blog often!

 

If you do not have an e-mail address, have your parents write me a note stating that it is okay for me to create a free one for you.

 

I look forward to hearing from you!

 

Mrs. Haynes